Archive for the ‘Angielskie’ Category

 

I got kicked …

Maj 18th, 2009

“I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn’t mine.”

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I love being …

Maj 18th, 2009

“I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.”

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I was a …

Maj 18th, 2009

“I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.”

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I was going …

Maj 18th, 2009

“I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor’s office was full of portraits by Picasso.”

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I wonder if …

Maj 18th, 2009

“I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.”

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In Hollywood a …

Maj 18th, 2009

“In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.”

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Most turkeys taste …

Maj 18th, 2009

“Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother’s tasted better the day before.”

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My husband gave …

Maj 18th, 2009

“My husband gave me a necklace. It’s fake. I requested fake. Maybe I’m paranoid, but in this day and age, I don’t want something around my neck that’s worth more than my head.”

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My mother buried …

Maj 18th, 2009

“My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping.”

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Neurotics build castles …

Maj 18th, 2009

“Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them.”

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